Update

I swear the little bastard grows every time I turn around.  In order to get the average size of your dog as an adult you take his weight at 12 weeks and multiply it times 3.  He was 31 pounds.

Still not much kink to report except for a lovely session a few days ago.  He even bruised me O.O!  Work is going as expected.  Not a job I would have chosen, but I can do it. *shrugs*  I promised I would give it a shot, and I am.  The pay is nice, the utter collapse at the end of the day is not.  I'll live, I'm making it.  Sorta.

Got Kink?

What's that?  What is this kink thing of which you speak?  My live has devolved into a mass of selling cable, laundry and cleaning up the cause of all the laundry.  Do they make anal plugs for dogs?

Sleeeeeeeeppp

The puppy slept through the night, hence, so did I.  AND I managed to get a cup of coffee down before having to stand in the snow for 20 minutes convincing him that peeing outside is really the done thing these days.  Of course M's version might work better, M simply pees out there with him, the puppy takes the hint then they can come back in.  I am NOT dropping trou out in the yard.  Yesterday the youngest watched him for an hour so I could get some sleep.  She was absolutely sure he peed outside but he didn't poop.  Yes he did.  She missed it but I didn't :(.  Stepped right in it, right in front of the back door.  In bare feet.  Tell me again why I thought this would be a good idea?