I have three dogs, two kids, one job, one retarded cat and a displaced farmer. I am unashamedly Wiccan and have been for the past 20 years. I live my life according to my own rules and am loving every second of it.
LOL. Amazing! Did you do the retarded happy dance before or after you heard the news.....perhaps it was you that gave Sparky his spark back so to speak!
And did you hit the owner with a very heavy and blunt instrument that would induce sufficient pain so he won't forget to tell you next time?
I did the retarded happy dance when he showed up for his monthly appt (he has 2 other dogs besides her). I was so happy to see her it took until 3/4 of the way through the appointment before I stopped, walked up to him, smacked him, then finished the last dog.
His wife was amused as hell...
She hadn't known he had told me he was going to put sparky down.
LOL. Amazing! Did you do the retarded happy dance before or after you heard the news.....perhaps it was you that gave Sparky his spark back so to speak!
ReplyDeleteAnd did you hit the owner with a very heavy and blunt instrument that would induce sufficient pain so he won't forget to tell you next time?
That's a nice story......
DYx
WHOO! HOO! you should have hit him twice.
ReplyDeleteI did the retarded happy dance when he showed up for his monthly appt (he has 2 other dogs besides her). I was so happy to see her it took until 3/4 of the way through the appointment before I stopped, walked up to him, smacked him, then finished the last dog.
ReplyDeleteHis wife was amused as hell...
She hadn't known he had told me he was going to put sparky down.
She made it? How wonderful!
ReplyDeleteHappy dances all round!
Hermione